2004-02-26-10:52 a.m.
After a week of studying, I took my 55 fill in the blank LifeSpan Psych test and did moderately well. I have a feeling though my psych teacher will be pissed with one answer::

Chomsky's term for the inner mechanisim for language is called ____________

Me: "the super-cool language machine"

Ha... that would be a better name right? I mean, terms like "critical period" and "sensative period" are just so DULL. Why not name it the super cool language machine? It's just so damn catchy.

Now I have to finish my fiction story and I've been stuck since Tuesday, which is not good. How do you write Rough Sex? This question has been addressed in many different ways:

Ari: "Well, you love them and then you put a couple holes in their head. Or you just smack'em around."

Me: "I didn't mean that type of sex."

Ari: "Oh, well you did say VIOLENT sex, you mean ROUGH sex. There is a difference, my friend."

Vanessa: "You mean rape?"

Me: "um No. I mean rough sex. But I'm not exactly sure how to fit it into my story."

Vanessa: "It doesn't matter, it's rough sex. It doesn't need a reason. Your story needs rough sex, even though I haven't read your story, I know it needs rough sex."

Rough Sex is:

Biting

Scratching

Yelling

Clawing

An orgy of 5 men and one woman having sex on top of an altar where they kill the woman and eat her heart to promote fertility throughout the land.

(The last one on the list I made up cause I ran out of ideas. Maybe that last one would be violent sex instead?)

I'll just find someone to have rough sex with while watching Rocky Horror. Yes I know my fellow diaryland reader, the mere thought of such an experience is turning you on as we speak.

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