The work, which becomes a new genre itself...
The work, which becomes a new genre itself...
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2004-01-26-12:15 p.m. This weekend I learned: How to rack of pool table like a pro. How to hit on random women in a bar. How to hit on women twice my age in a bar. How to hit on really hot dancing lesbian women...in a bar. Jason Sensei: "Listen, I don't know how this guy does it. He's just so damn chessy, I mean, who the fuck would willingly want to have sex with this guy. But he sits there and charms them up and they are actually interested in him. I mean... I just want to yell 'Your talking to Kirk. How can you be attracted to Kirk... it's Kirk!'" The philosophy about being in a bar is about numbers. A bar is full of so many women, the point is to get laid. So if you walk up to one girl and they reject you flat on your ass (this actually happened to me a lot) then you go on to the next one and then the next one and then the next one. Eventually, some girl will want to talk to you. It's all about numbers. I'm amazed (yet scared) about who guys will fuck, because they will fuck anything in the bar. Dave told us about how he got really really drunk and screwed some ugly older woman. Of course, this is Dave later that night that he orders a pizza and passes out the second it gets to the door from doing too many Nitrous Oxide whiffles. Dave: "Go over there and hit on that girl." Me: "Um, but she's 45." Dave: "It doesn't matter who you stick your cock up, go over there!" I just have a lot of regret about sleeping with people I don't like or know. But then again, maybe I'll find someone I'll like, even if for one night. If anything, it's a lot of fun being brave and talking to people you don't know. Even if your friends are laughing at you. You can say "fuck off" cause I'm out here and you're on your ass still.
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