2003-12-23-10:19 p.m.
Mwhahaha... yet again the police and myself clash in the public park because it is night time!

Yet this time, I won! (whatever winning means, I guess.)

The park closes at 10, as usual I like to work out/do martial arts on the dock. As I'm doing my last set of push ups, I see a flash of light hit the dock.

It's a Po-Po light telling me to leave the park! (the crowd gasps.)

I'm down on the ground still, I figure, lets hide from the light. So I finish up, pick up my stuff and run to my car. (Like I'm a criminal.) Not really running, but shaddy-walking fast like I've been smoking a hell of a lot of pot on the dock (which I wasn't.)

I start up my car and leave quickly. I leave quickly cause I figure the cop will follow me. Why did I do this? I have no freaking idea.

So eventually the cop chases me down before I could leave the park, flashing again his damned "light of justice." And he pulls next to my car with the window down.

Cop: (mumbles)... you doing?

Me: Oh, I'm good.

Cop: NO, what were you doing on the dock?

Me: Ah, I was doing martial arts.

Cop: Why didn't I see you?

Me: Cause I was doing push ups.

(10 second silence of me staring at the cop and him back at me.)

Me: I saw your light, realized it was 10pm, and left.

Cop: Yah, the park closes at 10pm.

(another 10 seconds of silence.)

Me: Everything ok? Can I go?

Cop: (sighing as if he had something planned but couldn't do it or a regretable sigh that people come to the park at 10 pm.) Yah, go.

OH YAH, who da man? Got nothin on me!

This is my small small victory over cops who guard public parks. One day we will take over, I promise.

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