2003-11-25-1:15 p.m.
Ha!

Me: "Is our 10 page paper really due this tuesday?"

Lit Teacher: "Well... lets just move it to thursday."

The power of suggestion is amazing. Now I have more time to read tons of Indian stories.

Best parts of Native American stories so far:

Old Man Coyote

Talking Penis

Penis disguised as strawberry

The thrill of horse stealing

Aye, maybe my thesis should have been totally on trickster tales, so then I could talk about all the lewd taboo breaking stuff that goes on in the stories. Maybe for fiction class next semester I'll write a more modern version of the trickers tale. Heh, but that would probably get me arrested or looked at as a hack writer.

Penis: "Lets get something to eat.. like pizza."

Me: "Good idea"

Modern american people don't dig the talking penis thing, it just doesn't jive with our culture. Also taking your penis out at the wrong time in public would be a very bad thing.

I'm typing this in the computer lab, how many people you think are reading over my shoulder? :D

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